But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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