Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Randomize
