Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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