I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
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