I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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