i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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