Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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