And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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