found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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