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say what?
wanna hang out?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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