worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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