Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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