she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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