Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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