we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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