I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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