smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Enjoy the penises
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
