I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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