Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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