We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i already hear my dad disowning me
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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