so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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