I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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