upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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