is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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