Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize