Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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