And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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