The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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