lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Too much gin, very little bucket
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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