he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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