So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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