Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I have post one night stand depression
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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