I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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