He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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