i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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