Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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