doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
