just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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