I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
