Cold hands, warm shart.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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