ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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