I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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