guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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