so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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