Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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