Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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