Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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