Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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