Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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