so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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