He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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