I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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