just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
