i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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