I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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