Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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